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Floof Wants A Phone

Floof the dog really, really wants a phone… even if he can’t use one!

Poor Lolo wants to relax, but there’s so much he has to do!

A collection of funny and sweet children’s poems by beloved artist Sue Clancy.

All the parents have gone on strike, and Harry is dealing with a school bully who wants a gourmet salad.

Bill keeps messing up! But there’s a planet somewhere in outer space filled with aliens just like him..

If three royal children won’t go to sleep, the dragons will be sent in!

All Dave wants to do is quietly enjoy his chocolate bar, but a space alien is going to make him save the Earth!

Peter is a forgetful elephant. What will he do when Susie really wants him to remember their anniversary?!

Jam jar just wants to be peanut butter… but he’s so much better as himself!

Luke discovers the secret of where magical unicorns live.

A poor kid just can’t get an elephant to stop following them home!

A crocodile’s pregnant wife craves a monkey’s heart… but monkeys are much too smart!

Alfred gets a very unique goat to help mow his grass!

All Martin has to do is practice his flute in the yard… but it’s going to take a lot of focus!

Ming Ming has one crazy hair that he just can’t tame!

Jack and George are surprised when Mum becomes a monster!

Trouble is a lot of trouble… but he’s a true friend!

Toot-Toot likes swimming in a bubbly pond… but why are there so many bubbles?

Percy loves pulling faces… until one day the unthinkable happens!

Enjoy this hilarious collection of funny children’s poems by poet Arden Davidson.

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